Have you ever wanted to Make America Great Again, but were too afraid that you just couldn’t do it alone? Well, a new site called “Trump.Dating” promises to help you hook up with other Trump supporters – in more ways than one.
The dating site, unveiled this week, promises to help the President’s super-fans connect in romantic relationships by discovering their shared commitment to making America great again, and their shared love of sticking it to leftists in extended Twitter rants.
“Political leanings are part of each and every person’s foundation,” said Sean McGrossier, Trump.Dating’s founder, told the Daily Caller. “Every Trump supporter in America right now knows how hostile the political climate is, forced to hide our loud-and-proud support for the president in colleges, restaurants, chatrooms, and more. With Trump.Dating, users do.”
McGrossier makes a point; in today’s increasingly hostile and tribal political climate, it’s not always easy to broach the topic of your Trump support in casual dating situations. It’s definitely useful for Trump supporters to have a site that distills the number of fish in the sea down to just those sporting red embroidered baseball caps.
“This is the first modern, functional dating site designed by Trump supporters, for Trump supporters,” McGrossier, continued. “Users can rest assured every person they are talking to is behind the president, with red, white, and blue blood that flows for America each and every day. Spread the word about the launch of our new freedom-based dating site, and head on over today to find love through Trump on Trump.Dating.”
The site, which is totally free for Trump fans, promises matches “within minutes.”