Ok. Yes, the horror stories are true. There is a Trump online dating site. For those single MAGAdooks, there’s a place to find likeminded singles, as opposed to immigrants, cucks, the Deep State, and rational discourse as you.
Just think, guys. No more risky bar scene, where grabbing ‘em by the… um… “front butt” could get you either slapped or arrested. The ladies on this site expect to be grabbed, and if it all works out, to be cheated on, later!
Here’s the thing: Half of that happy MAGA couple that has been featured on the front page ad has a bit of a “past.”
According to the Washington Times:
News outlets reported Monday that visitors to the dating site geared toward supporters of the president were greeted with the faces of Jodi and William Barrett Riddleberger, conservative activists involved in the Tea Party-inspired political action committee, Conservatives for Guilford County. The couple’s exact role with the site is unclear.
State records show Riddleberger was convicted in 1995 on the charge stemming from filming sex with a 15-year-old girl. He was then 25.
C’mon… who among you hasn’t filmed sex with a teen, while you were an adult?
Make child porn great again, or something.
Riddleberger served no time for the incident, apparently, but says he’s “paid his debt” for the crime.
Sure, because being a member of the TrumpDate means never having to say you’re sorry.
There’s no word on who actually owns the site, but as of this morning, a new couple is featured.
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